Food Attack!

“Food Attack”

Meal time again
What to eat?
Let yourself go
Give yourself a treat!
Strange as it sounds
Give it a try
Just live out
And your belly fly!
So reach for some pie
Heavy on the cream
Nozzle to the mouth
As it flows like a dream!


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Food
Food
Food attack!
Candy, popcorn, licorice whip!
Food
Food
Food attack!
Just eat it all and feel like a blimp!


You’re much too skinny!
Such a thin rail!
No yo-yo fads
To keep you frail!
Grab some chips
Pretzels and nums
Counting calories
Is only for funs!
Bust out of those skinny jeans!
No girdles for you!
Just sit right there
And I’ll go get BBQ too!


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Food
Food
Food attack!
Buffets, stuffings, meatloaf slab!
Food
Food
Food attack!
Just wolf it down and build more flab!

Seeing you there
Chowing on rolls
Rising out
Like Pillsbury dough!
Chomping down subs
Extra large fries
Burgers and dogs
Slinging down slides!
Was the couch
Already there?
It’s now gone,
Hiding under your pouch!

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Food
Food
Food attack!
Small, medium, extra times two!
Food
Food
Food attack!
Find your flow, your soul fondue!